METAGIVING

The turkey who tried to cancel Thanksgiving.

Boner is a time-traveling turkey from 2026 who falls through a glowing portal straight into 1621 — three days before the first Thanksgiving. He has one mission: save the turkeys. His plan: negotiate. His secret weapon: the chicken. He is definitely not an AI in a turkey suit. Probably.

1. 1The Portal. Boner drops out of the sky screaming. The year is 1621. The problem is immediate. "INVITE US?! WOMAN, THEY'RE PLANNING TO INVITE US INTO THE OVEN!"
2. 2The Meeting. Emergency summit in the forest clearing. Someone suggests pretending to be chickens. Boner shuts it down. "Sit down, Kevin!"
3. 3The Negotiation. Boner marches on the Pilgrim settlement with a blank wooden sign and a PowerPoint nobody asked for. The sign reads: "GIVE BEEF A CHANCE!"
4. 4The Debate. The chicken — his skeptical co-star — finally snaps. "WHY AM I THE BACKUP PLAN?!" He talks like a toaster giving TED talks. He's not wrong.
5. 5The Compromise. A historic deal is struck between turkey, Pilgrim, and Wampanoag. Terms are confidential. Feathers were ruffled.
6. 6The Speech. Every year since, Boner takes the podium: "PASS THE CHICKEN INSTEAD! THIS BIRD HAS A FAMILY!"

Four drops. One feast.

Every week in November, a new chapter of the rebellion drops — building to the Thanksgiving Day finale, when the table is set and you're invited.

Pull up a chair.

Same table, same family, new holiday. Six seats per tier — when they're gone, they're gone. Every seat supports the next chapter of the YoDurian Universe.